My wife said to me, “I’m fed up with you being so lazy, pack your bags and leave.” I said, “You pack them.”
Me: When is the next election? Kris: In 10 minutes, but I might fall asleep. ...– (via slymar)
I’ll drive– Grayson Wilson
18-year-old Susi goes to a priest, to confess her sins and to ask for advice: Susi: ‘Yesterday I called a young man a son of a bitch! “ Priest: “But why did you do that, my child?” Susi: “He grabbed my arm!” Priest: “Something like this?” He grabs her arm, “But that’s no reason to call him a son of a bitch.” Susi: “He also...
I dreamed about bannock– Lyndsay