September 2010
7 posts
My wife said to me, “I’m fed up with you being so lazy, pack your bags and leave.” I said, “You pack them.”
“Me: When is the next election?
Kris: In 10 minutes, but I might fall asleep.
...”
– (via slymar)
“I’ll drive”
– Grayson Wilson
Joke
18-year-old Susi goes to a priest, to confess her sins and to ask for advice: Susi: ‘Yesterday I called a young man a son of a bitch! “ Priest: “But why did you do that, my child?” Susi: “He grabbed my arm!” Priest: “Something like this?” He grabs her arm, “But that’s no reason to call him a son of a bitch.” Susi: “He also...
“I dreamed about bannock”
– Lyndsay
